becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

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this one did u see it

did u see this

(via pizza)

fuckinq:

I love effy
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via pizza)

soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

View From Peak of Bohey Dulang Island - © Waily Harem | ᶹᶥᶳᶸᵃᶩᶳ
Got my tonsils removed today. Still on a bit of morphine heh. But I got a cool circus bandaid where I had the IV. That makes everything better. I shall eat ice cream and get fat now ☺️

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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